Elijah Woodstock

Elijah Woodstock was the chairman of the |New Revolutionary Greens, from 2539 to 2548. He was in fact the man who made the Green Party in Hutori alive again: thanks to him, the party became popular again after a big electorial bummer.

Elijah Woodstock was born in Roccato, on the 1st of April 2504. Inhis youth already, he was a fan of flower power, and he actively promoted peace. He quit school at the age of 14, because he wanted to travel around the world to help poor children. Unfortunately, Elijah didn't have any money so he stayed at home, without a diploma. He never considered going back to school, because from then on, he wanted to work in the zoo to heal wounded animals. He worked as a zoo keeper for two weeks, but he got fired after setting free three lions and a baby panda.

Our persistent Elijah never stopped following his dreams though; when he was 17, he wrecked his dad's car, so that it would never again cause pollution. The beginning of a great era for Green ideology.

When Elijah reached the age of 22, he founded the cult 'WFTW', or Woodstock For The Win. In this cult, only women who were married to Elijah Woodstock and his sons were allowed as members. With seven different wives, the cult grew quickly. It was persecuted though as soon as he started marrying his own daughters. He and his family headed to the woods on the Northern Isle in Roccato.

In 2535, Elijah entered the FGGP. He was workless for 12 years, and politics seemed a great source of income for him. Of course, he also wanted to help the country and make it aware of environmental issues. Thanks to him, the New Revolutionary Greens were founded, and it became more and more popular. His way of debate will always be remembered, for its clearness: without complicated words, Elijah made the NRG a true party for the workers class.

Not everyone liked Elijah though: he was accused several times of brainwashing and doping politicians on his monthly meetings. He himself had only one thing to say on this:

"Hell no. I invite you all to come and drink a cup of tea in one of our monthly meetings, it's like way cool! We laugh and dance and sing kumbaya!"

- Elijah Woodstock

His famous kumbaya-brainwashing method was even used by Turjan Matisse during Hutori's second civil war.

His wives have also been accused of trying to seduce other party's politicans. His second wife, probably the most rational of all of them, said this has never been the case, because she would never be unfaithful to her dear husband.

In 2548, Elijah Woodstock died of a drug overdose. This, together with the irresponsibility of his party, meant the abscense of a green party in Hutori for 8 years.

Some Quotes:

"Give our children the freedom to learn and research, and our nation will thrive."

- Elijah Woodstock

"You need to stop making war and weapons and stuff. It kills man."

- Elijah Woodstock

"Why not carve the name of our state in every tree? Nationalism is dangerous man."

- Elijah Woodstock