The Anti-Urban Youth Initiative

The Anti-Urban Youth Initiative was formed to pressurise government into combatting the growing scourge of society that is "urban youth culture". They are opposed to the following principles :


 * 1) The bastardisation of national language e.g. "What's up dawg?", "Let's bounce" or "That shit is whack!"
 * 2) The proliferation of "urban art" or graffiti as it is known by the educated.
 * 3) Obnoxious little cretins spitting or swearing openly in public.
 * 4) General littering and in particular the callous "disposal" of gum.
 * 5) Random acts of vandalism or petty crime.
 * 6) The lack of respect shown towards the public in general, police and other emergency forces.
 * 7) The "Happy Slapping" phenomenon.
 * 8) Drunken brawls and other incidents involving the excessive consumption of alcohol by lightweights.

They are favour of an active police force being given the powers to strictly enforce anti-social behaviour laws coupled with harsh punishment for offenders. They would also favour a return to corporal punishment in and out of schools with flogging universally accepted as an enforcement tool.