Mr Susan

Mr. Susan is the keeper of the Mirror World, which contains over 17 mirrors (more of a mirror room) that lead to various dimensions, and also the party's candidate for Health and Social Services. He is a large creature made entirely of rags with a pair of spectacular "mirror balls". He has has a spray to clean the mirrors, and his mirror balls.

He is a rather sinister creature, more than a little mad and always dancing around, singing strange little rhymes ("My name is Mr. Susan... and now it's time for you to do the choosin'!") and spraying everything, especially his mirror balls, with his spray bottle. All that time in isolation has made him more than a little fixated on his mirror balls. (Look at them shine! Look at them shine! Look at them shine!") He claims he used to be vain, and this fatal flaw led to him being stuck in the mirror world.

He seems eager to share his no-doubt fascinating story with Vince, but Vince isn't interested. The only way for Mr. Susan to escape the mirror world is for one of the visitors to choose the wrong mirror for their desired purpose, in which case they will replace him for all eternity.