User:Pastor Travis

My favorite thing to do at McDonald's is take the chicken from the sandwich, scrape the mayo and lettuce off (because I always forget to ask for a plain mcchicken) take the pickles off of the cheeseburger (to eat separately), make the bun and meat line up properly (because those little minimum wage bastards can't take a few seconds to make the sandwich stack up right) and stick the chicken in between the two patties to make a Triple Chickenburger™. - Travis "The Pastor" McMullen

I was informed that we were going to Burger King for breakfast, despite the fact that I had already had leftover pizza for breakfast. When we arrived at that fast food giant, It was quickly revealed that I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to insist that I didn't need anything, as I had already had breakfast, but they wouldn't hear it. Girl A (The prettier one)'s boyfriend was working behind the counter, which is probably most of the reason that we went there to eat breakfast. He handed her a debit card to drain for the trip, and gave both of the people paying for the meals 50% discounts. Girl 2 insisted that she wanted one of those Cheesy Bacon Burger King Wrapper things. This reminded me that I wanted to try one of them, so I satisfied their need to buy me food by saying I would take one of those “wrap things”. To my surprise, I also received a cup for a beverage. I rushed over to the self serve fountain and got myself some of that sweet, sweet Dr. Pepper. It is never too early or too late for Dr. Pepper, If I got to choose how I would die I would probably want to drown in it - Travis "The Pastor" McMullen

i mean, aborted babies, dead people, even people sticking things where they don't belong don't even phase me - Travis "The Pastor" McMullen

There was a Wendy's across the street, and I had mentioned to her earlier how good a baked potato probably sounded to her. This comment proved to be my undoing, as she gave into temptation as soon as we were both done eating and went to get herself a a baked potato. I decided I would purchase a frosty, I love those things and I was considering getting myself a ice cream cone from McDonald's anyhow.

We were distressed to find that the price of both the baked potato and frosty had increased by fifteen cents. We both decided to get our respective items anyhow. I received my frosty treat quickly, but we were told to pull aside and that it would take "two minutes" for the potato to get done. We waited about eight minutes, and then she went inside to raise some hell. It apparently disintegrated into a shouting match, with the drone working the potato cooker asking my mom if she was "supposed to serve her a raw potato?" My mother demanded her money back, and initially only got back about half of what she paid for the potatoes, but eventually got her money back. I didn't get the money back for the frosty, though.

My mother was not mad about how long it was taking, she was mad about the fact that this drone could not properly estimate the amount of time it would take to bake a potato. - Travis "The Pastor" McMullen

Travis "The Pastor" McMullen is FOR:

* Abortion * Stem Cell Research * Female Gay Marriage * The ideals of the leader * Protecting the legacy and image of Travis "The Pastor" McMullen I   * low government interference in business or personal life * Most individual rights * Prison slavery programs * English * War

and AGAINST:

* Environmentalist Causes * Animal Rights * Male gay marriage * Religion * Most languages other than English * Communism