Elitist Super Squad

Introduction
The Eilitist Super Squad is a party of anarcho-capitalist bent devoted to the destruction of poor people. It currently serves as a platform for Mervyk the Vogon for his planned take-over of the Imperial Dominion of Mordusia, which he also plans to soon rename as the Republican Aristocracy of Vogonia, in order to fulfill his life-long dream to establish a health resort for shapeshifting reptilians.

Name
The party was initially named the Antipeople League, but due to the name's failure to illustrate the party's core principles, it was later changed to Elitist Super Squad. Mervyk the Vogon was immediately delighted in the new name as its abbreviation, ESS, is the Vogonian word for "victory" and not AL, the Vogonian word for "my step-dad."

Conception
The party got its start in 2909 when a group of disgruntled industrialists banded together to fight the growing tide of communism. However, difficulty soon arose when the belligerent querulousness innate in all elitists surfaced, rendering all its members unable agree on anything. During this period of splenetic quibbling, Mervyk the Vogon emerged from the depths of space and took charge of the party. With the formidable party in his hands, Mervyk the Vogon proceeded to administer the step necessary to fulfill his life-long dream: the eradication of communism.