Elitist Super Squad

Elitist Super Squad
Information
Nation	Mordusia
Founded	2909
Chairman	Alexander Rook
Political Ideology	Anarcho-capitalist
Political Position	Libertarian Right
Religious Affiliation	Church of Mordus
Primary International Affiliation	Prieuré de Mordus
Secondary International Affiliations	L.I.R., W.C.A., T.R.A., R.T.B.A.A., A.C.H., U.S.C.
Colors	Green & Gold
Motto	?
Headquarters
Primary	Rechtenburg, Talasor
Secondary	Port Saint-John, Hosamia
Website: [1]

Introduction

The Elitist Super Squad is a party of anarcho-capitalist bent devoted to the destruction of poor people. It currently serves as Mervyk the Vogon's personal poltical vehicle. Mr. Mervyk plans to take-over the Imperial Dominion of Mordusia, which he also plans to soon rename as the Republican Aristocracy of Mordusia, in order to fulfill his life-long dream to establish a health resort for shapeshifting reptilians.

History

Early Years

Name

The party was initially named the Antipeople League, but it was later changed to Elitist Super Squad for failing to convey the party's core principles. Mervyk the Vogon was immediately delighted in the new name as its abbreviation, ESS, is the Vogonian word for "victory" and not AL, the Vogonian word for "my step-dad."

Conception

The party got its start in 2909 when a group of disgruntled industrialists banded together to fight the growing tide of communism. However, difficulty soon arose when the belligerent querulousness innate in all elitists surfaced, rendering all its members unable agree on anything. During this period of splenetic quibbling, Mervyk the Vogon emerged from the depths of space and took charge of the party. With the formidable party in his hands, Mervyk the Vogon proceeded to administer the one step necessary to fulfill his life-long dream: the eradication of communism.

Election of 2910

The party carried 54,294,652 votes (16.69%) and gained 23 seats (17.04%) within its first year. An amazing feat, indeed: it was accomplished with only a smidgling of visibilty. The miraculous election of 2910 is proof that the populace of Mordusia do not want communism even though they are idiot herd sheep.

Leadership

Squad
Chairman

Portrait	Name	Terms
?	Mervyk the Vogon	2909-2971
	Alexander Rook	2971-present

Vice-Chairman

Portrait	Name	Terms
	My Friend Cameron	2909-2970
	Alexander Rook	2970-2971
	Reginald Lustiger	2971-present

Government
Head of State

Portrait	Name	Terms
?	Mervyk the Vogon	2917-2932 2936-2952 2956-2967

Head of Government

Portrait	Name	Terms
	Sir Roland Bassingwell	2917-2918
	Ambrose Mecken	2918-2929
	Leopold Saint-Claire	2937-2952 2956-2970
	Alexander Rook	2970-present

Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Portrait	Name	Terms
	Marmaduke Raskols	2917-2929
	Adlai Zobel	2937-2945
	Phineas Thalberg	2945-2952 2956-present

Ministry of Defence

Portrait	Name	Terms
	Lysander Strange	2917-2929 2937-2952 2956-2970
?	Thomas Remington	2970-present

Ministry of Finance

Portrait	Name	Terms
	My Friend Cameron	2917-2929 2937-2952 2956-2970
	Reginald Lustiger	2970-present