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Revision as of 00:01, 19 July 2010
Elitist Super Squad | |
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Founded | 2909 |
Chairman | Mervyk the Vogon |
Vice-Chairman | Alexander Rook |
Headquarters | Rechtenburg, Talasor |
Secondary Headquarters | Port Saint-John, Hosamia |
Nation | Mordusia |
Political Ideology | Anarcho-capitalist |
Political Position | Libertarian Right |
Religious Affiliation | Church of Mordus |
Primary International Affiliation | Prieuré de Mordus |
Secondary International Affiliations | L.I.R., W.C.A., T.R.A., R.T.B.A.A., A.C.H., U.S.C. |
Colors | Green & Gold |
Motto | ? |
Website: [1] |
Introduction
The Elitist Super Squad is a party of anarcho-capitalist bent devoted to the destruction of poor people. It currently serves as Mervyk the Vogon's personal poltical vehicle. Mr. Mervyk plans to take-over the Imperial Dominion of Mordusia, which he also plans to soon rename as the Republican Aristocracy of Mordusia, in order to fulfill his life-long dream to establish a health resort for shapeshifting reptilians.
History
Early Years
Name
The party was initially named the Antipeople League, but it was later changed to Elitist Super Squad for failing to convey the party's core principles. Mervyk the Vogon was immediately delighted in the new name as its abbreviation, ESS, is the Vogonian word for "victory" and not AL, the Vogonian word for "my step-dad."
Conception
The party got its start in 2909 when a group of disgruntled industrialists banded together to fight the growing tide of communism. However, difficulty soon arose when the belligerent querulousness innate in all elitists surfaced, rendering all its members unable agree on anything. During this period of splenetic quibbling, Mervyk the Vogon emerged from the depths of space and took charge of the party. With the formidable party in his hands, Mervyk the Vogon proceeded to administer the one step necessary to fulfill his life-long dream: the eradication of communism.
Election of 2910
The party carried 54,294,652 votes (16.69%) and gained 23 seats (17.04%) within its first year. An amazing feat, indeed: it was accomplished with only a smidgling of visibilty. The miraculous election of 2910 is proof that the populace of Mordusia do not want communism even though they are idiot herd sheep.
Leadership
Squad |
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Chairman |
Portrait | Name | Terms |
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? | Mervyk the Vogon | 2909-present |
Vice-Chairman |
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Portrait | Name | Terms |
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My Friend Cameron | 2909-2970 | |
Alexander Rook | 2970-present |
National |
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Head of State |
Portrait | Name | Terms | Title |
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? | Mervyk the Vogon |
2917-2932 2936-2952 2956-2967 |
Lord-Elect |
? | Mervyk the Vogon | 2967-present | Pope |
Head of Government |
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Portrait | Name | Terms | Title |
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Sir Roland Bassingwell | 2917-2918 | Lord-Secretary | |
Ambrose Mecken | 2918-2929 | Lord Secretary | |
? | Leopold Saint-Claire |
2937-2952
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Lord-Secretary |
? | Leopold Saint Claire | 2967-2970 | Lord-High Secretary |
Alexander Rook | 2970-present | Lord-High Secretary |
Ministry of Foreign Affairs |
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Portrait | Name | Terms |
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Marmaduke Raskols | 2917-2929 | |
Adlai Zobel | 2937-2945 | |
Phineas Thalberg |
2945-2952
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Ministry of Defence |
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Portrait | Name | Terms |
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Lysander Strange |
2917-2929 2937-2952 2956-2970 | |
? | Thomas Remington | 2970-present |
Ministry of Finance |
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Portrait | Name | Terms |
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My Friend Cameron |
2917-2929 2937-2952 2956-2970 | |
Reginald Lustiger | 2970-present |